Sometimes you climb out of bed in the morning and you think, I’m not going to make it, but you laugh inside — remembering all the times you’ve felt that way.
— Charles Bukowski, (via kushandwizdom)
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SO TOdAY I WAS At thE SUBWAY and A DUDE LOOKED AT ME AND saiD “U R SO UGLY I HATE UR WHOLE FAMILY SUCK MY DICK u fuCKING whOER” and I CALMLY GOT MY kATANA OUT MY BACKPACK AN D KILLED hiM RIGHT THERE!!! BECAUSE I’M SO BADASS!!! EVERYONE IN THE TRAIN APPLAUDED ME! LIKE U KNOW THAT HAPPENS EvRYDAY RITE??? AND A COP SAW BUT diD NOTHING BECAuSE I wAS COOL!!! I alSO FOUND THE HOLY GRAIL!!